In the wake of the gas tax idiocy that we’ve recently seen, James Fallows held a competition to determine the stupidest bipartisan policy ever. The winner? Ethanol! The wonderful policy we’ve dreamed up to pander to a few Midwestern farmers and as a result, has led to us BURNING OUR FOOD to run our cars. Yep. I can’t disagree. Burning your food to drive is pretty fucking stupid.